What is the definition of Composite Human Experiments?

Ah, "composite human experiments" - the ultimate blend of science and silliness, where we take real humans and mix 'em up like they're ingredients in a bizarre culinary experiment gone wrong. Imagine a world where we've decided to combine the best traits of humans with those of animals, but instead of a fancy lab coat and ethical review board, we have a group of superheroes with superhuman reflexes, pet dogs with superpowers, and maybe even a few test subjects who're just willing to eat their vegetables.

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Example sentence: "The committee declared the 'composite human experiments' to be a game-changer, but when the test subjects started reporting a newfound talent for juggling cats, they declared it a 'uccess' in the most...unsettling way possible."